男子睡过头忘记接老婆，醒来发现她已经回来了，求助：怎么办！
文编|努力向阳的静静[给你小心心][给你小心心]男子因睡过头没能去接老婆，醒来时，发现老婆回来了，并且正手握拳头，“怒视”着他，此刻的他，明显感觉是慌了，他在线求助：怎么办？
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网友们见状，倒也是热心，纷纷开始出谋划策！
网友坦言：生命危险不会有，但小打小闹肯定是避免不了，温馨提醒保护好头部[笑哭]（还得你自己预估一下你老婆的战斗力啊！）
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这位网友你真的是活阎王啊！我想你一定非常抗揍吧[捂脸][捂脸]
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绝杀啊！主打一个先发制人是吧[笑哭]就怕不奏效，反而弄巧成拙啊[捂脸][捂脸]
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[捂脸][捂脸]这这这，要不然说你聪明呢！我们这儿也是，掏耳朵别人不能碰[笑哭]，然后边掏耳朵边看网友的下一个建议[捂脸]
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原本只是打几拳、骂几句出出气，好家伙，你这直接是要领离婚证的节奏啊[笑哭]这不得不怀疑你是不是存心不去接的哈！
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IP正确，哈哈哈哈，四川人民觉得这就是小事[捂脸]无非是换一批新家具哈~
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哈哈哈哈哈，倒是可以一试，但我看着老婆的拳头快要呼你脸上了啊[捂脸]
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这得事先提前筹备啊，眼下他恐怕是来不及了[笑哭]
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宝宝：我自己可以回来，所以你可以滚了！（暴躁版[笑哭][笑哭]）
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[捂脸][捂脸]懂事的老父亲已经开始给孩子使眼色了，可别招惹她~
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毕竟在气势面前，体格的差距是可以忽略不计的！
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鉴定过了，此话一出，情绪必炸！[捂脸][捂脸]有些话说出口也是同样有杀伤力的！
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[笑哭][笑哭]所以女生真的会反感这种无缘无故放鸽子的行为~哈哈哈哈，姐妹战斗力挺强啊！
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我合理怀疑你真的遇见过这种情况，不然你是怎么知道答案的！！！！
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哦哟，那么我请问，多大声叫大声呢？哈哈哈哈哈[捂脸][捂脸]
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冒昧的问一句：另一位当事人呢，去哪儿了？哈哈哈哈哈
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缓兵之计，记得装得逼真一点啊[捂脸]
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你觉得我站着这儿是看你笑的吗？啊？笑什么？你在笑什么？[微笑][微笑]
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pua大事吧你！哈哈哈哈哈，她可不能信了你的鬼话[捂脸]
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此话一出，game over！你或许连辩解的机会都没了[笑哭]
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哈哈哈哈哈，先笑为敬[作揖][作揖]网友们个顶个的添乱啊！
每个家庭都有每个家庭的“规矩”，倘若一方因自身原因，没能好好的遵守规定，可是会有相应的惩罚的哟~（当然每个家庭的规定向来不平等哈[笑哭][笑哭]）
读者朋友们，如果换做你们是这位求助的男子，此时，你们会怎么做？ 滴~绝版卡，打卡成功！楼主辛苦了，祝楼主：工作顺利🧡，打卡时间：2024年07月18日 01:32:20—— 来自：荷包蛋部落（HBD0.CN）一键打卡
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