论爸妈说话的艺术有多高超！网友：爸妈阴阳怪气起来直戳笑点呀！
今日话题：论爸妈说话的艺术有多高超！网友：爸妈阴阳怪气起来简直受不了呀不知道你们家里有没有这样幽默的父母，不管你做什么事情，他们都能想到，非常意想不到的话语，说出来让人哭笑不得呀！
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哈哈哈，一样样的，我姥姥家门口有一家特别精美的文具店，每次两个妹妹来了都要去逛一逛，家里人调侃：呦，你俩又去给人家点货了？[捂脸]
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哈哈哈大米淹死了[我想静静][我想静静][我想静静]
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你爸妈太幽默了吧
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黑眼圈都能说的这么高级[我想静静][我想静静][我想静静]
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太后＝脸皮太厚[捂脸][捂脸][捂脸][捂脸]
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炒土豆丝 切粗了 我爸问我为什么不给他番茄酱[流泪][流泪][流泪]
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你妈是怕你犯事呀！看来你平时是不是没少做这种事呀
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哈哈哈哈哈简直是笑不活了
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哈哈哈哈哈哈，将护肤水作用最大化[呲牙][呲牙][呲牙][呲牙]
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你妈察觉到最近为什么卫生纸用的怎么这么快呢？
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我妈都会说是不是盐不要钱免费吗？
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你这个屁是有多大呀[呲牙][呲牙][呲牙]
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别人叫肥水不流外人田，你这个叫臭屁不留外人田呀[呲牙][呲牙][呲牙][呲牙]
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全部拆下来洗了，又合上去
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哈哈哈哈哈哈，把老头都臭晕了[我想静静][我想静静][我想静静]
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心态还是好的很呀！，如果是我的话怕是要被打死[我想静静][我想静静][我想静静][我想静静]
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我在厕所时间长点我妈就说在加餐呢 [我想静静][我想静静][我想静静][我想静静]
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