蛋仔 发表于 2024-7-11 17:36:39

笑不活了,爸妈太爱家里的宠物怎么办?网友:我更像是外人

这里是不换糖的频道,非常感谢大家对我这个头条新人的支持。希望来的朋友能多多点赞,多多转发,多多评论,祝大家在新的一年里“龙年大吉,好运连连”。
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‬180一斤的牛肉干,我都不舍得给自己买。而且你爹说了,你只能吃两块。吃多了还会被叨叨,别问我是怎么知道的,问就是被叨叨过[捂脸][捂脸]

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‬第一次看的时候,外婆真关心你,担心隔夜鸡蛋吃了不好。再看一眼,哦原来是让你不要把隔夜鸡蛋给狗吃,你吃了就没事,不喂它就行[捂脸][捂脸]

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‬哈哈哈,该说不说,阿姨过分了啊,不牵着你跑就算了,好歹去拍你房门叫你一声吧。她直接牵着狗跑了,还在楼下看热闹,她是不知道你在家还是忘了你在家啊[泪奔][泪奔]

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‬虽然说宠物的药是挺贵的,但是人不能吃吧??

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‬算你倒霉!合着你是捡回来,它才是亲生的!在家热了二十几年都没装空调,狗来了空调就有了[泪奔][泪奔]

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‬要是我,等我妈弄好了鱼,高低得跟狗抢两口鱼吃,不为别的,就是想抢[快哭了][快哭了]

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‬我就说吧,孩子是捡来的,狗子才是亲生的。去照相馆拍照,带狗都不带你,全家福里有狗就是没有你!![泣不成声][泣不成声]

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‬我:去买一个西瓜回来,切开,狗一半我一半,我吃瓜心它吃瓤,最重要的是还得当着咱妈的面吃。。
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‬对你还怪好的,酸奶过期了家里那么多人都不惦记,就惦记你了只给你了,知足吧[我想静静][我想静静]

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‬别说你刚挨到就要挨揍,但凡你走近一点,都要张嘴骂你让你离供桌远点[泪奔][泪奔]

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‬“你要吃榴莲出去吃去”“咱家宝宝(狗子)爱吃啊,来妈妈给你买”[吃瓜群众][吃瓜群众]

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‬只是买虾吗,没有买别的吗?真的你信我,你注意一点看细细琢磨,给狗子不止买虾,肯定还有其他东西[奸笑][奸笑]

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‬有没有一种可能,你平常不在家的时候,你家狗子都是睡你的床[泪奔][泪奔]

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‬“你也爱吃水果玉米啊,你先等等,先等猫吃了你再吃”
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‬20多年前,那是真的挺贵的。你猜你病了你爸妈会不会给你裹棉被,会不会给你扇扇子[捂脸][捂脸]

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‬我也是这样,吃饭的时候我让我对象对吃多点菜少吃点肉,别跟狗抢肉吃[笑哭][笑哭]肉我要留着喂我家狗
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‬别说了,下次煮了还喝[呲牙][呲牙]

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‬别挑了,有的吃就不错了。上面还有一位,一口虾都没吃着,全喂猫了。你好歹还有几个小的吃[笑哭]

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‬人拉肚子真的花不了几个钱,但是宠物生病了可以花好几个钱!!宠物医院老贵了!!
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SanS三石 发表于 2024-7-12 14:30:44

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