人嘛，总喜欢自己吓唬自己！自己给自己诊病有多搞笑！
珍惜生命的中国人，总是喜欢自己吓唬自己。所以有病千万别查百度！有些病，别不信，不去医院花点钱真不好。有时候检查结果还没到手呢，病就好了！
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从“担惊受怕”到“有点恶心”只需一个白玉菇！
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这个想象力可是过于丰富了！
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都要做小手术了，还是医生说的，确实令人害怕！
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苋菜（xian,第四声）效果与火龙果类似呀
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百度的记录的病症很全，但是就是对不上症！更何况你还没病，就是埋汰！
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“百度问病，癌症起步”这句话没听过嘛，你不焦虑谁焦虑！
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幸亏想着先洗澡再去医院，要不然医生得心思，这是谁家的埋汰孩子！
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举个爪，这个事我干过！我都已经挂号了，同事问我前一天吃没吃火龙果！
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很巧的是，每次都站反，每次医生都没发现！医生：你心脏应该高低的有点毛病啊
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果然是明天见！见到了吧！就是有点恶心
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医生说：没见过这种病，你要是坚持有病，我可给你转其他科室看看了！
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