仔仔 发表于 2024-7-11 16:51:36

你听过哪些奇葩的分手理由?网友的扎心经历笑呆上万网友

分手,这个词汇,相信已经是大家司空见惯的事情了。相爱的原因各不相同,分手的理由也千奇百怪,当爱情没了以后,任何借口都可以成为分手的一种理由,甚至就连存在也是一种多余。下面这些没点脑洞,都想不出来的借口,都可以作为分手的理由。没有最扯,只有更扯,一起来感受下网友的经历,看完真的涨见识了。
蓄谋已久,可算是逮到机会了
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听完《清明雨上》是不是就要躺进去感受了
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乌龟活的长,你怎么不找个乌龟呢
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偷偷告诉你,说不定他还拉屎
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关乎到下一代问题,确实不能马虎
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还好你分了,不然下次你就是他口中重病的女友了
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爸妈都是B型血的人感觉有被内涵到
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我讨厌喜之郎
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哈哈哈哈,就真的很离谱
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我读书少,你可别骗我
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你是杀马特,我是非主流,道不同不同为谋
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两个人加起来超不过20岁
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要走的人总是有千万种理由
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分手还可以这么说,学到了
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幸好她不喜欢原子弹,不然还说你不会炸呢
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