蛋仔 发表于 2024-5-5 07:24:34

2024年,33个倒霉的人

2024年还未过半。然而,有些人今年的好运已经用尽……
1、我的手机,被车门挤了。
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2、我下班回家的路上。
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3、邻居的车刹车坏了,撞到我的房子。
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4、新的一天……从这里开始。
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5、我的同事让我照看她的狗,我答应了……
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6、这棵60岁的白桦树,一场飓风过后,倒在了我们的房子上。
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7、盘子碎了!
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8、倒霉的事儿接二连三。
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9、我的猫,咬了我的显示器。
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10、太倒霉了,我将会痛苦很久很久。
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11、小冰箱里发生了大爆炸。
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12、早上,我不小心全洒到了我的新车里。
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13、我家的天花板,塌了。
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14、上一周,我的新车,在时速不到40公里的情况下发生了车祸。
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15、新年钟声刚刚敲起,我的牙冠突然就脱落了。
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16、我的车窗被人打碎了,事实上,我的车里没有任何东西可以偷。
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17、新年第一天,我被困在一个狭小的电梯里。
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18、看到蓝光了吗?是啊,那是我家。
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19、鲁莽的司机撞上了我的房子。
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20、有人翻遍了我公寓里几乎所有的包裹,不清楚他在找什么?
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21、有人忘记锁定框架。
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22、我和我的家人,目睹了洪水的到来。
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23、刚买了一把剑,还没走到家,手柄就断了。
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24、我洗衣服时,口袋里放了一整包口香糖。
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25、回家后,发现有人闯入我家,很多东西都被偷了。
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26、唉,屋漏偏逢连夜雨。
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27、汽车在暴风雪来临前,被撞坏了。
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28、我第一次穿这些崭新的袜子。
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29、妻子新买了一辆车。
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30、这是我的房子……
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31、我患了肾结石,这是一个纪念……
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32、今天是我女儿的生日,我做了一个蛋糕给她,她说放在了冰箱里,这是我看到的……
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33、本周早些时候,我发生了一起事故。
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SanS三石 发表于 2024-7-3 19:36:00

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