“现在的小说能离谱到什么程度？？”哈哈哈哈哈好恶毒的诅咒！！
类型世界三大名表：
理查德米勒（688.8万元）
百达斐丽（88.8万元）
江西老表（38.8万元起）
后果
中国传统：不惹燕子。
哥们手贱捅了燕子窝，他妈就骂他今天要遇到倒霉事。
但是一直到晚上都没有倒霉事发生，于是他妈就把他打了一顿。
现实
我有个朋友，25岁了，没去过夜店没去过酒吧，没出过远门，没车，没房，也没对象，也没有性经验，偶尔追剧，不爱追星，不爱社交，无聊了就打游戏，一打就是一整天，日复一日，年复一年，好像什么都与他无关。
看过小说的都知道
反派总喜欢对主角放狠话
主打的就是一个过嘴瘾
这不
说不定就能实现
就是结果万万没想到......
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感受下今日份的沙雕鉴赏
01
从没见过这么虐的剧情
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调休上班心情：
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好雨知时节
歹雨在广东
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菜鸟：说寄就寄
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《深圳有什么》
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心情好的话从右往左念
心情不好从左往右念
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专家讲话令人舒心
就封为舒妃吧～
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窝囊打工人的报复：
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这放到小说界
也是相当炸裂的
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犟种柴柴：被命运扼住了绳子
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《马术回战》
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12
攒了很多想买的东西
但是忘了攒钱
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13
路人：小朋友你几岁了？
小朋友：你怎么知道
我有荣誉证书的？
cr：@转角遇若曦（见过刘诗诗版）
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鳄（二）守（手）车
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每抽一根烟就有一位
无辜的黑人少一颗牙齿
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扫地机器人：
你在我身畔风雨安如山
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最符合原著的一集
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这书要是出了
两万两雪花纹银
白花花，亮闪闪的
cr：xhs@小菜
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出版的事交给范大娘
因为：
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别吵
地理老师在烧烤
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猫太公钓狗——耶耶上钩
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小时候真把家长当傻子了
cr：xhs@菊香
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我做听力：
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我未来就业方向：
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傻白甜逆袭大女主
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在小熊猫的努力下
小南瓜受了点皮外伤
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从甄嬛传变成了武打片
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真是个倒霉孩子
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以前沉迷学习
现在知道游戏的重要性了吧
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这就是坚持上班的理由
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