爸妈的阴阳怪气已经学到了精髓？网友：赶紧的，半夜了该现原型了
话说家里有会阴阳的爸妈是什么样的体验？有时候一句话能把我噎得半死，直接就饱了。https://flv0.bn.netease.com/23603478aa5fcbbc5139e4ec510f5b54f6b082a40f1e22771f2ff6461e51f808c21c52cbd2f9c2f67256c689d6aa1393bd042f1c2c6fd0eb32fdc59afd0a951a260939c680feeac606aab76f44fa30efbdbc68d989d0accd2796e49f8c5181ae9021e340eb704ae4882bf00d39fc741df40abcdbff632a1d.m3u8
一口气打了四个耳洞，爸爸问我下辈子是不是想当钥匙扣？
我吃饭没忍住打了个喷嚏，打完很不好意思问有没有喷菜里，我爸说：不知道反正看着比刚才多了。多平静的阴阳啊！笑癫了…
看到你这发出了轰鸣的声音。起霜蛋！哈哈哈[捂脸]
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阿姨还是个武侠迷啊！
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我爸说能照人脸，清汤寡水的！
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话说你这配方是啥[捂脸][捂脸]
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我在办公室憋的很辛苦[酷拽][酷拽]
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还得是你妈实在[黑线][黑线]
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我有一次刷牙，我妈打电话来，我妈说我：你刷鞋子呢！[泪奔]
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海鲜蘸酱是过敏药
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还好我一直都是原型[捂脸]
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这必须是你亲爸啊！[捂脸]
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关键是她真能找到，这就非常尴尬了…每次我都怀疑她是不是有什么超能力[捂脸]
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我妈说以后，我自己买房子把所有房间都装成厕所反正也不愿意出来[泣不成声]
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红嘴鸥，你又来过冬了？[泪奔]
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这样搞笑的爸爸哪里找？[泣不成声]
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老家也有这样的说法，哈哈哈！标准句式：这菜刀/剪子骑上都能上北京[黑线]
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写到最后
我们在与父母交流时，要多留意自己的言语和语气，我们也要设身处地去理解父母的立场和感受，明白他们的出发点往往是为了子女好，即便方式可能不那么完美，也应该以尊重和理解的心态去回应。
在跟他们交流的时候，我们要控制自己的情绪。在情绪激动时，容易口不择言，所以我们要学会先冷静下来，再进行交流。
话说你们平时爸爸妈妈会不会那么风趣幽默呢？一起来聊一聊吧！ 🔝 顶贴，内容非常吸引！ 🔝—— 来自：荷包蛋部落（HBD0.CN）已读乱回
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